诙谐搞笑有趣的谚语

　　下面是语文迷小编收集整理的诙谐搞笑有趣的谚语，欢迎大家阅读参考!

　　money is not everything. there's mastercard & visa.

　　钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

　　one should love animals. they are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

　　love the neighbor. but don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

　　behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的`背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

　　every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都不结婚，但一旦结了婚很难再聪明起来。